Tuesday, May 5, 2026

Fantasy Basketball: Rough Season for the Flat Soda Bombers

It wasn’t a complete disaster for the Flat Soda Bombers, but we could say that the Bombers did just that; they bombed.

Full disclosure, the team manager hasn’t ever managed a fantasy basketball team, and he hasn’t followed the National Basketball League since the Michael Jordan days.

The Kids took 6th place in the league while their star, first-round pick Giannis Antetokounmpo spent most of the season on the injured list. Not to make excuses for the Bombers, but some may argue there weren’t any other NBA stars on the team. It was a team of really good middle-grade players. You can be the judge.

Here is the final roster for the Flat Soda Bombers:

Starting Line-up:

PG: CJ McCollum, Atlanta Hawks

SG: Kevin Porter Jr. Milwaukee Bucks

G: De’Aaron Fox, San Antonio Spurs

SF: Zion Williamson New Orleans Pelicans

PF: Bobby Portis, Milwaukee Bucks

F: Kel’el Ware, Miami Heat

C: Jaylin Williams, Oklahoma City Thunder

C: Kristaps Porzingis, Golden State Warriors

Util: Saddiq Bey, New Orleans Pelicans

Util: Coby White, Charlotte Hornets

Bench:

SG/SF: Devin Vassell, San Antonio Spurs

PF/C: Onyeka Okongwu, Atlanta Hawks

SG/SF/PF: Ausar Thompson, Detroit Pistons

IL: PF/C Giannis Antetokounmpo, Milwaukee Bucks

IL: C Nikola Vucevic, Boston Celtics